August 27, 2007

P.P. and I may share something…

Posted by SVC Alumnus @ 7:33 pm

Namely skepticism towards public displays of piety as I first read at Orbusmax.com.

This "I'm upset with myself, and, you know, through this situation I found Jesus and asked him for forgiveness and turned my life over to God. And I think that's the right thing to do as of right now" from Michael Vick I have my doubts.  You know, if he really "found Jesus" or "turned my life over to G*d" he'd either return the signing bonus money plus any money after the 2006 season to the Atlanta Falcons… or donate it to anti-animal cruelty forces.  And do it quickly, promptly and professionally.  But that's me, who doesn't go to a place of worship, after reading this timeline of Bad Newz Kennels.

Comment away, you all.  I could use some enlightment - seriously, not sarcastically.

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  1. On August 29, 2007 at 3:06 pm, Red Marilyn wrote:

    Sounds like he found Jesus in the same place Paris Hilton did.  (At first I thought it was jail, but then I figured out it was in their  publicist’s office).  :)

  2. On September 1, 2007 at 2:21 pm, Playin' Possum wrote:

    Is that where Slick Willie found god? The Publicist? He always was a trendsetter.
     
    I’m generally skeptical of piety and virtue but I’m not skeptical in this case - I think its pure compost. I want to invent a new disease organism and release it. Every time someone says god, jesus, allah or I’ll cut your taxes without 100% sincerity, it’ll make their nose grow and their peckers and or boobs shrivel…
     
    Don’t applaud, please… Just give me the Nobel…

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