Jul 31 2007
Global Warming: It Must Be The Clams
The Religion of Global Warming makes it clear that the phenomenon occurs solely as a result of human activities. It is gospel; it cannot be questioned.
Except by heretics.
The rise of mollusks across the globe was a harbinger of doom roughly 250 million years ago, ushering in the most devastating mass extinction in Earth's history, research now reveals.
Hmmm. Now, as Global Warming Is All Your Fault - how could this be? There weren't any humans around back then; even dinosaurs had not yet arrived on the scene. Yet 95% of all life on the planet was wiped out in the most massive episode of Global Warming known to have occurred. Oh, Father Gore, where art thou? Deliver us from Fact, and return us to the fold of Your Belief! In Gaiia's name, we beseech thee!
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