A joint before the joint? Prison-bound Paris pictured smoking cannabis

Just when she thought things couldn't possibly get any worse, pictures have surfaced of Paris Hilton surreptitiously smoking cannabis.

The 26-year-old heiress was photographed allegedly smoking a joint while backstage at last month's Coachella music festival.

Oh that's hot!

Personally I find it a shocking surprise to learn she smokes pot.  I had no idea.  I swear.  A shock I tell you.  Totally shocked.  Really!

But as I read the article, I realized that something darker was at work here, a deep seated problem.  And her shrink explained what it was:

Hilton, who has been making the most of her freedom with bike rides, shopping trips and even a church visit, is said to be in a fragile state of mind as her sentence looms.

I love Socialist Realist art, so I perked up when I saw this new image of Hillary Clinton at the Drudge Report.  It's like the best Maoist or Soviet "cult of personality" iconography, only better!  I've got a little tribute to Socialist realism with a link to a Soviet picture that is eerily similar, (except not as beautiful as the new, improved Hillary).  There's a link to Bill's new hagiographic Campaign video for the missus at YouTube, too.  If you haven't seen it yet, donate 4 minutes of your life to Hillary's Campaign and check out  Mr. Clinton's return to lip-biting sincerity.  Find it  at  Red Marilyn.