Wednesday, April 25th, 2007
Finally, A Home For Liberals
European astronomers today announced the discovery of the first Earth-like planet (or in Stark-Trek speak, a Class M planet) outside our solar system. With temperatures similar to what we're used to, it's regarded as the best candidate to date for life to exist. With gravity capable of sustaining an atmosphere, it also lies in that rare sweet-spot in which the temperature range permits liquid water to remain on the surface. And the best thing about it, from the perspective of a centrist or a conservative, is that it's 20 light years away from Earth. If we get started now, we just may have an excellent shot at saving our planet from the likes of AlGore, Pelosi, Reid, Sheryl Crow, Rosie O'Donnel, and their minions!

