Archive for April 15th, 2007

Sunday, April 15th, 2007

The Imus Tale Gets Worse

According to Pravda, the American radio icon was disgraced and then fired after threatening to reveal the truth about 9/11.  This was apparently too much for the American War Leaders to stand, yet they dared not attack Imus directly, so they craftily bided their time, and then siezed the opportunity:

Unable to attack such a powerful media figure as Don Imus, directly, the US War Leaders, and as we have seen many times before, resorted to a massive media attack against him using as the reason a racial slur against a US woman's basketball team, but which has been pointed out by other media outlets was not by any means a rare occurrence for the legendary radio icon to make.

And now you know…

The REST of the story.

Sunday, April 15th, 2007

The New Scare

Forget Global Worming - that's already old and stale.  The new hotness is that your cellpones are killing off all of the bees.  No telling when the phones will take on the rest of the alphabet….

So why should you be scared?  Well, it's because bees pollinate such a large percentage of our food crops.  No bees = no food crops.  Expect vegetarians to be hit hardest, as if the scenario pans out, only meat-eaters will survive.  Imagine, if you can, a world without PeTA.

Sunday, April 15th, 2007

Yet Again, Another Global Worming Protest Cancelled

Heavy rain and sleet cut down a protest op in Reno, disappointing organizers.  While a couple of dozen folks turned out despite the weather, most apparently opted to toss another log on the fire and curl up with a good book.  AlGore's message seems to be losing some traction.  What's surprising is that it ever had any.  Well, he does sort of look like a penguin….