That Darn Global Warming!
The disciples of the new religion have got to be upset, because that whole global warming hysteria thing just doesn't seem to be playing in their favor. For one thing, heavy snow stopped the Mariners-Indians baseball game yet again, and whether you're a sports nut or not, it's hard to keep pounding the global warming drum when folks all over the place are buried in snow.
It kind of makes you look like a doofus.
Of course, there's always the Oscar-winning meterologist AlGore to hide behind. Or not.
"He's one of these guys that preaches the end of the world type of things. I think he's doing a great disservice and he doesn't know what he's talking about," Dr. William Gray said in an interview with The Associated Press at the National Hurricane Conference in New Orleans, where he delivered the closing speech.
A spokeswoman said Gore was on a flight from Washington, D.C., to Nashville Friday; he did not immediately respond to Gray's comments.
What? The guy who preaches to the rest of us about the danger of CO2 emmissions was on a (private jet) flight and therefore couldn't respond to Grays comments? How much CO2 is AlGore pumping into the atmosphere as he flies around to warn us all? If he really believed his own line, don't you think he'd take major action himself? Maybe he'd stop flying around so much on his private jet. Maybe he'd even do us all a favor and hold his breath until he turns blue. Well, of course, he is blue - so maybe purple is the color to shoot for. Nope, scratch that - purple is historically indicative of royalty, and AlGore ain't no king.
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