Thursday, January 18th, 2007
No Doughnuts For You!
Multnomah County Commissionperson Lisa Naito always knows what's in your best interests, bless her little pea-pickin' heart. "Gay" marriage was in your best interests, and so she and some of her closest friends tried a little end-run to make that happen on your behalf - and of course, without your knowledge. After the resulting media love-in subsided a bit, it turned out that…well, darn…Lisa and her pals may have thought it was the best thing since sliced tofu and lima beans, but, well - they kinda lacked the authority to pull something like that off, and so the whole thing got slapped right back at them. Things probably would have gone straight to Hell in a handbasket from there, but some thoughtful custodial staff installed a litter-box adjacent to the Council chambers. With the self-clumping stuff, so the girls didn't show any telltale signs under their claws when they hit the chamber. Very thoughtful!

